Friday, July 02, 2010

Knitting Scouts

So anyway, I've just 'joined' the Knitting Scouts and I'm claiming earnership (do you like my new word?) of the following merit badges:

Macguyver level 1:

The recipient must demonstrate clever use of a non-knitting tool in a knitting-related scenario. For instance, recipient has used paper clips as stitch markers, or successfully whittled and then utilized bamboo skewers as dpns.

To earn this badge I have,



I Will Crush You With My Math Prowess:

The recipient has applied the principles of higher mathematics to knitting including, but not limited to hyperbolic planes, Fibonacci sequences, Klein bottles, Moebius strips, fractals and Flying Spaghetti Monster hats.

To earn this badge I have,



Knitting Under the Influence:

This applies to both actual knitting under the influence, as well as achieving moments of stunning intellectual clarity about ones knitting under the influence. Presumes talking about knitting whilst under the influence a given.

To earn this badge I have,

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